QUICK DUCK AND COVER RUN TO YOUR CAR LOCK THE DOORS
June 5, 2007
Location: Michigan, US
Employee: Joe Schmoe Jr.
Submitted By: Man
“Okay… Quickly. Quietly. Slowly [no, I’m not making this up]. Slip it [PS2, thin model] under your jacket… Walk casually to your car… Pray that you don’t get mugged, and pray that I don’t get fired for selling you this thing; they’re sold out everywhere. You won’t be able to find one in a 30-mile radius…
[Of course, it’s not verbatim, but it’s pretty close.]
Anyway, that last one struck me more as standard, salesperson bullsh_t than an actual lie that’s meant to deceive (after all, the guy had already paid for it), but I thought you might like it anyways.