Store: EB Games
Location: 9960 SE 82nd Ave, Portland, OR
Employee Description: Tall Skinny Dude
Submitted By: Jordan

I went to EB to see if I could turn up a Wavebird to use on the Wii… The clerk rapidly figured out that I had a Wii.

“Did you know Metroid Prime 3 is available?”

WTF? It doesn’t come out until August, but I played along.

“Really, when did that come out?”

“Um, well, it’s not out yet, but you can pre-order it.”